viva la...spork revolution?

From this day forward my name has been officially germanisised and yes today is also the day that germanisised becomes a word. But moving on swiftly........

ALL HAIL NACHT-MO0FINS!!!!!!

Also today I had my first exam and easiest of them all.......geography

I finished early and my teacher told me to draw a picture of Saddam Hussein on the back of it (as we are currently studying international issues) so I did, it looks like a cross between Che Guevara, the president of North Korea whose name I can't spell and the monopoly dude.......kind of an ironic combination if you think about it, an Iraqi dictaor can physically embody a Cuban revolutionary, a brutal dictator and a much loved family name...all in one....an odd mix indeed......and in saying physically embody I mean he ate them......coz we all know tyrannic dictators are cannibals......it's a fact of life

I thought I'd put in some random pics, now that I've worked out how to do it and all. Found out some kinda...weird news the other day...I dunno whether I should actually say what it is though...for those of you who actually know me you'll find out soon enough...but yes feeling kinda all depressive and shite!!! MUST BE HAPPY!!!!

HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN: 7 days!!! XD

there we go, the thought of candy can cheer up even the most disheartened!

I Heart GOLD104!!!

MY GOD!!! That's exactly how I felt today! Bloody fairies and crazy evil disney cartoon characters running around our school! I hadn't even stepped inside the school and i was already covered in glitter and fairy dust and MEN'S DEODORANT!!!!!!! And i had evil pink crap on my face and....and...........ARRGGGHHHH!!! What is the big deal about Muck Up day anyway? Yeah I spose it's kinda fun but can't people be more creative about what they do? These days it's all the same, glue, vegemite here, some petroleum jelly there add in a couple of eggs and what do you get?......well i'll tell you, a very uncreative muck up day! I mean why throw eggs at people or water bombs for that matter (yes i got waterbombed this afternoon) but seriously, why not throw dildos?! People would love that!!! Or why not coat hand rails and toilet seats with sulphuric acid? The results would be so much more amusing! And why must everyone dress up as a fairy, why not try a different approach and dress up as Saddam Hussein! Coz seriously, who at of all the little noobs would not be scared by that? So my aim is to start a new revolution, in 2007 when I am in my final year of highschool I vow to do something so creative that I can't even think of what it will be yet, but whatever I do I can garantee that it will be completely original. I am not saying do something really really bad that'll get you kicked out of your school but I just want people to break the mould of stunts and pranks set by today's society...WHO'S WITH ME???

In other news, I drew an ultra sexy pic today of a chick who looks like a mime in willy wonka clothing holding a whip and a candy bar trying to seduce children.

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WOOOOAAAAHHHHH !!!! I just finished more than half a MASSIVE block of pedophile chocolate!!! I really need to get over the Willy Wonka thing, I even started drawing somethin in Business Management today that looked like Willy Wonka with eye lash extensions A Clockwork Orange style. I also ate a whole bunch of snakes...and got payed minimum wage for it too!!!! LOL no....Im no whore!!!! Maybe a bit of a camera whore but...

It was one of em uber long weeks this week, wonderful and...SUCKY!! It was like a whole sucky suck fest and teachers and students all joined together in a week long HOLY FUCKIN' ORGY!!! *shudders* Bruer would have crushed me to death if that had happened plus shes a man and i bet she wouldnt be able to find her weener under all that FLAB!!! That would be fun0rz though...yeah about has fun as having sex with an electric cattle prod!!!!

Venturing out to the BIG CITY tomorrow to make out with giant cardboard cut outs of Xena, well i'm not my Xena obssessed friend is. How amusing it shall be!  

Anyway shall be off tea needs brewing and orgies need conducting (YAY lol)  

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Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td> Ooops something went funny with my comput0r so the last thingy i uploaded didn't work, oh well... In other news today, NAT GOT MOLESTED!! DUring CHRISTIAN EDUCATION...no, I wish!!! SOmeone molest me I feel unloved!!! *flashbacks to South Park*

Im sick of school work and going to school and...everything!!!!!!! ARRRGGGHHHHHH *punches wall* Im in super angry mood today!! Probably all coz of that starbucks coffee!! I swear to freakin god im NEVER EVER having starbucks coffee again, EVER!! It tastes like crap and is overpriced!!!  Other than that everything was pretty good yesterday.

Went to the city and harrassed the Sonic Manipulator, we're his biggest fan girls!!! We drew him his first fan art and he told us that he was possibly in the process of being commissioned by the same commission-y people as regurgitator!! HOW FREAKIN SWEET WOULD THAT BE??!!!!111one11 I heart sonic manipulator and the fact that he might be getting a real cd is so cool!!!

What else did i do yesterday, oh yeah we met stalker boy!! Lol, don't really know what to say about hiom though, he's like on of those "i wanna be all hardcore" people but then he has to ring his mummy to say he'll be home 15min late!! 

I've been reading about Madamedici today (lorenzo to be specific) i heart Lorenzo too and pygmalionism. I heart everything even though i'm in a shitty mood. But i heart lorenzo and the macdamedici's coz they were all so violent and cute!!! You gotta love crazy violent italians!!!  And pygmalionism coz...well yesterday was a bit of a pygmalionism fest, i rode a statue of a dog and it was HOT!!!!

Anyway...OOOO before i go im dressing up as WILLY WONKA for Halloween, i mean he's about as scary as it gets, he tops the cake with michael jackson really! THey all love little children, you wouldn't want willy or michael jackson walking behind you in a dark alleyway. But i need a top hat and don't know where to get one or how to make one so HELP ME PEOPLE!!!

I heart you all!!!

well, welcome one and all!

I decided to start a live journal just coz...well i'm not actually sure why but moving right along, I've decided to post up my photos from manifest 2005 as a way to start off my journal.

Manifest was pretty good this year even though it was more disapointing than last year. I still am in utter shock at the fact that i did not eat any pocky this year at all (that "someone's just revealed a startling revelation" music sounds off) Yes, it's true, no pocky but a helluva lot of cotton candy! And a bit of pedophile chocolate as well (in case you don't know pedophile chocolate is willy wonka chocolate, coz i mean think about it, a grown man who keeps a bunch of little orange men in a factory then invites a bunch of children in who mysteriously keep disapearing...get my drift...) So yeah...

Well I'm not sure what else i could write really, havent done anything else lately except i've been having my south park marathon. It was brilliant, i bought the first 4 seasons of south park for $20AUD, gotta love thailand! XD

Well unfortunately I have to go commence learning absolutely pointless crap that serves no ultimate purpose in life (namely quadratics and trig) but hopefully I shall be able to explore lj soon and some random person will happen to stumble across this poor attempt at a journal, i apologise to that person in advance...please dont hurt me *winces*